bogleech:

I wish “muppet” movies had genuinely caught on as like a style and medium instead of a brand. There are homages and parodies but I wish all sorts of movies were done with silly puppets just as an artistic choice rather than specifically either a reference to The ones. What I mean is I should be able to rent a sincere horror movie where the monsters are obvious muppet style puppets or an all muppety drama and not as just a joke or irony.

Anonymous —

i cant figure out whose side youre on in all this lmfao

djpaulyd:

to me this is a app on a phone. to you this is a warzone

discodeerdiary:

All body is body horror because having a body is scary. All psychology is psychological horror because thinking is scary. All survival is survival horror because being alive is scary.

alphabetcompletionist:

ublock-origin:

my controversial metric system opinion is that the meter should be 0.0692285593% shorter. This would have no practical benefits, but it would make the speed of light be 300,000,000m/s instead of 299,792,458m/s

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deimoslunaa:

Random but I have a theory as to why Helly R was so consistent in her rage and need to rebel the moment she woke up on that table:

Deep in the recesses of her brain; she is a highly privileged woman. She’s the heir apparent and future CEO. And while her integration was political, I don’t think they foresaw how strong specific outie emotions can bubble to the top. For example: Marks grief still surfaces even though he doesn’t understand or know what it is.

The same goes for Helena’s privilege. She’s not used to hearing no. She’s not used to not getting her way in a snap. She’s not used to being bereft of choice and movement. And that’s why Helly is so defiant. And not just defiant but defiant with the aura of presumed power. She really thinks she can call the shots still. She’s not accustomed to being steamrolled.

While Mark also said he was furious and threatened to kill the person behind the speaker, he eventually succumbed because under capitalism, he was always a worker. Whereas Helly was born in the 1% who reap the profits of capitalism.

And therein lies the beauty of the irony that befalls her when she realizes who she truly is on the outside.

sketiana:

writing a book called celsius 26 because its the temperature at which ants are the most happy

tomcriuse:

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

catboyvasectomy:

mokeymokey:

You can’t cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

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Hold on, I gotta google something really quick

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Ok yeah, this is funny

homunculus-argument:

The term and concept of “rent lowering gunshots” has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I’ve welcomed it there. Something I’m up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you’re not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

neilcicierega:

sometimes you cry for no seemingly no reason.

but the reason is simple: you are under a mummy’s curse