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to me big smiles are so synonymous with horror that fails to be scary that i think if you put me in a creepy room saw-style with a blood splattered smiley face on the wall i would calm down a bit. because it indicates a person trying too hard to be sickos and scary. it’s a bit of a cutiepie trait. but if it was a blood splattered frowny face i’d get scared because then i know they mean business
Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission “official” book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we’ve created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It’s the only way to live!!
Dan Vs was the show ever, honestly. Dan’s second line of dialogue ever was “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying taxes”. One of the recurring villains is someone who steals Dan’s identity, choosing Dan as a target because he sucks so much no one would miss him. The one being in the universe that he likes is his cat and he can’t even tell what sex she is. He borrows a shark.
Dan chloroforms people regularly and he had a crossover commercial with Pinkie Pie
Dan Vs is a show about a guy named Dan who just hates everything. He just despises everything. And every episode he picks something to try and take down and destroy (with things such as New Mexico, Animal Shelters, Traffic, Baseball, Ninjas, Art, Magicians, just to name a few from season 1). He usually pulls his friend Chris (who is generally just A Nice Guy™) into these antics and also Chris is married to a spy or something idk I dont remember if they do a lot with that plot point.
The way it’s directed makes it seem like it was intended to be an adult animated cartoon at first before being slotted to The Hub where a lot of the jokes had to be toned down. But seeing that kind of style on the same channel that was showing Friendship is Magic at the time was interesting.
Idk where you can watch it these days outside of The Usual Places For Watching Cartoons Completely Legally™ (also it looks like its free on Youtube atm) but yeah I remember watching it all back in the day and it was a fun watch. Still holds up iirc
I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.
However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”
(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)
For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.
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